Privacy Policy

Welcome to SatSpy.com!

Welcome to the privacy policy of SatSpy.com! We take your privacy as seriously as a squirrel takes its acorns. In fact, we’re so committed to your privacy that we don’t track you, collect your data, or sell your information to the highest bidder. Yes, you read that right!

1. No tracking here!

At SatSpy.com, we believe that your journey through our website should be as smooth and unobtrusive as a satellite gliding through the cosmos. We don’t use cookies, tracking pixels, or any other fancy tech that could monitor your every click. The only thing we track is our excitement for space exploration!

2. Data collection? Not in our orbit!

We want to assure you that we’re not collecting any personal information from you. Seriously. We don’t want your name, email address, or what you had for breakfast. The only data we might gather is about your experience on the site through anonymous, aggregated means, but we don’t even do that. It’s like trying to catch stardust with a net — impossible and unnecessary!

3. Sharing is not caring

When it comes to your information, we believe in the motto, “What happens on SatSpy.com stays on SatSpy.com.” We don’t share, sell, or trade your information with anyone, not even with our distant relatives (who we’re pretty sure wouldn’t want it anyway).

4. Your rights

Since we don’t have your information, you don’t need to worry about rights regarding your data. No need to worry about requesting your data or asking us to delete it because we never had it in the first place! Consider us like that friend who’s always at your side, but never knows what you’re up to.

5. Third-party links

We may have links to other sites that are not part of our stellar galaxy. Thats how the web works. If you venture out to those uncharted territories, we recommend checking their privacy policies, as they might have different practices. But remember, we’re not responsible for their shenanigans!

6. Changes to this policy

Should we ever decide to change this policy (which we highly doubt because we like our current approach), we’ll post the updates here. We might even include a humorous cat meme for your enjoyment — because who doesn’t love cuteness? This policy is valid as of March 2025.

7. Contact us

If you have any questions or if you just want to chat about space (or pets), feel free to reach out to us! We’re here to help.

You know the email: contact...satspy.com

8. Thank you and other things

Thank you for visiting SatSpy.com! We appreciate your interest in our site and your trust in our commitment to privacy. Now go explore the wonders of the universe — without us watching!

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